Regan's the type of girl to hold you at gunpoint and threaten to write her urban dictionary definition. She tends to be a caffeine addict who enjoys chugging WhiteClaws on weekends. She excels in ruining peoples day and running over the geriatrically disabled in her ed Honda Accord 2016.
While I write this sentence, Regan is currently whacking me with her bag of beet chips and threatening to pour water down my neck.
by BeetChipLover October 11, 2022