What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
by SiL3Nt J September 09, 2023
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I'd rather not answer that

How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.
Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?

Echo: I'd rather not answer that

Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021
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Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!
by Southern Pimpin66 October 17, 2019
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I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.
Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.
by ILB September 17, 2013
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sooner rather than later

that means they don't really know anything about what you are asking , but they wanted to say something so they don't seem like they don't know what is going on
I was at the doctor waiting to see doctor due to covid-19 symptoms and when I asked the receptionist when I was gonna see the doctor the receptionist told me , sooner rather than later , I hope so cause I feel like I'm gonna die
by cookin dat chow December 29, 2020
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