by mistwadumbstwa October 21, 2020
1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.
2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.
by Gidget68 September 22, 2022
A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.
girl: Humm that was sooo good!
guy: I know.
girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
guy: I know.
girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
by karinep05 June 16, 2009
Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack
by Jason M Grain August 03, 2023
When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned
by Racooned October 09, 2020
a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.
Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.
So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023