PWNAGE INC

4 of North America's best gamers.

The Bringer
CopperShark
Streatdoktir
Sibanamush

They wear a tag e* in square brackets

Elite Gamer 1: Dude, we had a team match against PWNAGE INC
Elite Gamer 2: Really? I heard they have the fastest mouse trigger fingers in the northen hemisphere.
Elite Gamer 3: I heard they've never lost! And disbanded over 600 clans.
Elite Gamer 1: Yeah, they swept us. 5 - 0.
Elite Gamer 2: Those guys are legends.
Elite Gamer 3: I agree. Truly kings amoung men.

by MattieDubb February 21, 2008

anal pwnage

the act of putting your penis in another MANS anus

as done very often by barack obama

anal pwnage is shown in the picture below
3===D(O)

by John McCain's grand father January 2, 2010

schnitzel pwnage

To be pwned with schnitzel, to ultimately defeated by a slice of schnitzel.

Dude, that's schnitzel pwnage! Schnitzel just pwned my COD record!

by Adam Whiskey March 25, 2011

TOTAL PWNAGE

Owned, pwned, totalled, fragged, Smashed, backstabbed, sniped, railed, splattered, Shot, Beaten to a pulp, thrown to your death, crushed, blown up and corpsehumped. All at once. However unlikly that is.

N00b: Wat is that rushing towards me?
Pro (x11): its a rocket u dumbf***. Bye.
BIIIIG BOOM!
n00b = TOTAL PWNAGE!

by WokkedElite May 16, 2005

hardcore pwnage

A HARDER version of pwnage, a word said by no-one other than nerds; Runescapers, World of Warcrafters, anyone that plays multiplayer online games.

"You better watch your mouth, mister, or you're gonna get 100,000 volts of hardcore pwnage coming your way"

by Jopkins June 19, 2008

mortal pwnage

Mortal Pwnage is the sound that emerges from a victors mouth after annhiliating one's opponent on a FPS game.

You've just creamed your friend sooooo harshly and humiliated him on Halo that you turn round and scream "Morrrrrrrrtalllllllll Pwwwwwnage!" whilst flipping him the finger.

by Gavyn Hughes June 12, 2005

Ubber Pwnage

A slightly intese moment of pwnage.
Also refers to owning of chencho's mother

Carlos: papi papi, sabes a quien le penetre el ano ayer?
Luis: La mai de Chencho?
Todos: UBBER PWNAGE!!!

by la mai de chencho April 29, 2009