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No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.
Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."
by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010
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Sucker for punishment

Someone who just can't get enough.
An incredibly high threshold for either or both physical and emotional pain, coupled with great stubborness (or determination, as they call it) makes someone a sucker for punishment.

A sucker for punishment Is strongly self reliant and independant and take it apon themselves, and no-one else to solve their problems. Their relentless determination and unbreakable spirit means they never back down, never give up, they are absolutely determined to keep going despite what pain it may be causing them, and what obstacles stand in their way. The person is desperate to get things done by themselves, they usually reject help until they literally can't carry on anymore.

To others their efforts may not seem worth it, but for them the victory alone is worth it,never mind the prize, they gain great satisfaction from achieving their goals but failure from resorting to someone elses' help.

Their relentless determination is usually a good a thing, such people rarely fail, but is also often a bad thing.
If they ever can't succeed for whatever reason, they will just try and try and try and try until their apparently never-ending strength has been spent, this is very painful and exhausting to both them and their friends who they commonly reject the aid of.
1:"Damn, that guy's fell off like hundred times, he's bleeding and everything!"
2:"Such a sucker for punishment, when will he learn?"
by MissyMystic July 27, 2009
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sad in the pants

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.
1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.
by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007
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space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.
"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."
by SeaBat June 12, 2006
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Punish the Porcelain

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!
by Mike December 15, 2003
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conservative pants

A term to describe the clothes worn by a man that is attempting to appear older and more mature than he actually is. Usually used to impress an older woman.
Mike's been all about the conservative pants ever since he's been with that older girl. Oh Mikey!
by Knot Important 2o1 January 5, 2008
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Pants Antler

According to some canadian online videographers, this term is slang for the man organ one carries in his pants.
If you are needing to go pretty bad, you may drain your pants antler behind that tree over there.
by sealver December 14, 2010
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