fudge and punt

After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.

Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.

by MCfartCHeez August 14, 2018

punt runt

Its when you get the punt of a new litter of cats or dogs and punt that little shit for no reason except the fact that you're better than it.

Friend one: Dude I just punt runted that runt
Friend two: Haha that shows him who's boss.

by RespectTheTruth July 8, 2018

Junk Punt

The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.

After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.

by Zeezo October 8, 2004

Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008

muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 19, 2008