Protein Shake

After fellatio, before swallowing your partner shakes their head wildly.

Or after you blow your load, you grab and shake her head until she gets dizzy

I went home for lunch to give my girl a protein shake

by undercover brothertx January 04, 2012

protein butt

Anyone who has a really big ass.

That girl got a protein butt!

by Julia Gulia HOLLAAAA April 22, 2008

Protein Spill

Found it in the newspaper. Means: puke, vomit, throw up, upchuck, barf, spew, blow chunks, ralph, hurl, lose your lunch, be sick etc etc etc.

I'm always afraid my gf Holly's gonna protein spill when she blows me 'cause her gag reflexes are so fucking bad.

by Maurice April 27, 2004

Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

by DJ Paulojustownedyourass November 19, 2008

protein guzzler

an athlete, typically a body builder or wrestler. consumes protein products (ie: protein powder added to drinks, protein shakes, protein pills)

man, look at that protein guzzler walking out of the gym

by alien 2345 July 04, 2007

protein enima

to splooge in a partner's anus

Ron Jeremy gave dat ho a protein enima!

by badadam75 April 07, 2005

protein as fuck

a statement that is used to define quality and/or quantity. It's a step above fat as fuck; much more emphasized and powerful. Protein helps build muscles, and fat makes you fluffy, therefore protein > fat.

1. Jack: "yo did you see that fine chic at the gym yesterday?"

Bob: "ya dawg she was protein as fuck!!"

2. Joey: "Look at all this food on the table!"

Roxy: "ya it's protein as fuck!!"

by Mattham June 21, 2011