pronads

michael chaitow and daniel segal sharing an orgasm over there small diks

i walked into the room and saw pronads...GROSSE

by pro lover October 2, 2003

pornalog

pornalog-
Def. 1- the dialog between porn actors and actresses.
Def. 2- dialog that goes through a man's brain who has watched too much porn thinking that it's normal to approach or contact women expecting his pornalog to be delusionally recipricated in the exact way he watched it.

Well Mr. Jones, I know you love this house. I do, says Mr. Jones. How about if I sweeten the deal? Whatever do you mean super hot, no panty wearing, (great high heels btw), perfect d-size tanned real estate lady? Pornalog stops, gettin it on begins.

Ex 2. Uh, I really like this house. That's great Mr. Jones, should I put an offer in for you? Um, don't you want to sweeten the deal? Um, how so, Mr Jones? Um, forget it. Pornalog stops, Mr. Jones goes home to masturbate.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 6, 2011

provaloned

When someone is very upset or annoyed about a situation or at someone. It is another word for being "cheesed".

Elisa, i didn't write back to him. He's going to be so provaloned

by eliannav May 15, 2011

Procality

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

by Xenasin April 21, 2018

Pronate

Verb: The act of giving head to a significantly elder male; the act of come shooting in one's mouth or onto one's stomach.

The principle of our school was pronated by the 9th grade whore.

The grandfather pronated onto the dogs stomach.

by Kabby February 8, 2006

probaly

a much higher probability than probably, but less than likely, but not as much as definitely

Justin: i probaly have to go get surgery for my rectum soon
BJ: same

by jackierodz September 5, 2014

Prongle

The worst possible insult known to mankind.

This word usually causes its victims to kill themselves out of shame.

"Hey, you're a fuckin' prongle"

*Dies

"Dear god, what have I done?"

by treeassnigga May 30, 2018