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cloud productiveness

Being productive by blowing clouds excessively via Vape
Girl: what are you up to?
Boy: vaping
Girl: very productive I see
Boy : yeah, cloud productiveness
by Cloudygirl December 27, 2018
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Finish product

It’s for your boyfriend or girlfriend and it shows your love
Hey! Look at this finish product baby

I love it.
by maaaaaaadddie January 24, 2022
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Squat Product

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
by Z-unit & friends October 21, 2006
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Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.
I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.
by Valiant Chinchilla January 22, 2014
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Productivity Addict

A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could — in theory — make life more productive.
Kevin Rose is such a productivity addict, he owns so many gadgets and reads too many blogs.
by hackaddict December 15, 2008
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Immaculate Production

When a consumer orders a product from a manufacturer and said manufacturer recieves the order, completely looses sight of the order and then is completely amazed when the order resurfaces complete and ready for shipment.
I don't know how Larry's Stamp & Sign couldn't find your order until after it shipped, it must have been Immaculate Production. That happens a lot there.
by disgruntled ho January 6, 2010
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