walmart premium

The augmented price you're willing to pay for an item in order to not have to walk into a Walmart.

"I'd get this watch here but it's $4 cheaper at Walmart"
"Just buy it here. It's only a $4 dollar Walmart premium"

by Elateach January 19, 2014

Perveyor of premium coffees

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

Hipster Premium

The stupidly ridiculous price you pay on top of the regular retail product or service price when in a Hipster store.

"Wow. I really feel the sting of the Hipster Premium when I get my beard trimmed in a barber shop that looks like it's straight from the Victorian era."

by BooLee October 10, 2015

crunchyroll premium

a premium service that allows the buyer to watch anime with no ads and all manga with no extra charges for 7.99 a month

Karen: why are you always watching that anime porn?
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.

by Zeskimo April 24, 2020

bff premium

like having a situationship but it's more about just talking and flirting

"we've been talking like every night. is this what bff premium feels like?"

by enics October 30, 2023

the thread went "premium" . . .

When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .

Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 March 29, 2012

93 Premium

The best gas at the pump and the loudest weed on the block.

Emily: Do you have any bud?
Jerome: I got some stupid loud on deck. G-shit, 93 premium, nicest shit that the city seen.
Emily: What?
Jerome: lol I got some super strong weed.

by onetimewordmaker August 21, 2017