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Oral Pregnancy

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
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Pregnancy Missile

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!
by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018
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pregnancy wand

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017
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pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped
stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!
by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015
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Childhood pregnancy

This is a definition to refer for a human that has given birth under 10 or has got someone pregnant and they are 9 and under
Meaning a boy and girl or woman and boy or man and girl.
As teenager pregnancy or adolescent pregnancy refers to a girl getting pregnant at ages 10-19 or a boy getting a girl or woman pregnant.
Mother and father : Did you both had a baby?
Girl and boy : yes ...!
Mother and father : we aren't raising that thing you shouldn't have committed childhood pregnancy!
by 459395 February 7, 2022
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Secondhand pregnancy

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
by XianStarr October 10, 2016
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Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 7, 2012
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