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Corrupt Politician

A politician who doesn't play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. The sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. Conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it's not a proven fact. To become a Corrupt Politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, assault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.
*Senator addressing crowd*
Senator: And as your local Senator I will do the things that need to be done

Crowd: *Cheers*

Senator: I'll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? Tell their parents? muhahahahaha

Tim: I think we need to vote for someone else

Walter: Yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician
by Sieffy January 11, 2014
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politician

Someone with an IQ under 12
Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made

Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
by BLABLABABLABLALBALBLALBLABLALB November 8, 2012
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stupid politicians

Those fags who have fake hair and think America gives a care.
Stupid politicians: everyone but the dude who made the telephone

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by mackenzierules December 6, 2006
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Facebook Politician

A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.
Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
by quinsin10 February 17, 2012
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G-Yo Politician

Term coined by Rod "Politico" Adkins used to describe current and future Hip-Hop Moguls, and stars. G-Yo Politicians have to travel around bringing in more votes and exposure to their label.
Yo, did you hear T.I.s boy got shot up in Cincy? I guess it ain't crackin for Southern G-Yo Politicians around there.
by Rod "Politico" Adkins May 17, 2006
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politician

a(sometimes) elected official, who is unaccountable to legislatures and citizens, and driven by interests that do not represent the public good.
Cheney: "Lets rebuild iraq"
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."
by Willyturdler June 16, 2007
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Honest Politicians

Right, and you believe that Honest Politicians exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously?
by fuzzy_bit June 23, 2022
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