porn

Something people watch for sexual sensations and because they can't get a mate of their own.

Unmarried man: Hey did you watch any porn last night??

Married man: Why the hell would I?! Porn is for people like you who can't get a girlfriend!

Unmarried man: . . .

by ethanabiss April 9, 2010

porn

21th century way to humiliate mankind.

porn is produced by haters and watched by idiots.

by truckerman July 23, 2016

porn

Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.

Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.

by Nicola April 25, 2004

porn

Porn is images intended to cause sexual arousal, typically used by teenage males whose balls haven't dropped yet or teenage males who haven't gotten laid, whichever comes first, although some women have been known to use porn as well, surprising as it may sound. Images usually depict females, sometimes regardless of age and activity being shown. Porn is largely in the form of images and videos, although there are many, secondary forms of this arousing media. Images and videos are merely the most common and by far the easiest to find, thanks to the internet. Porn has been described as being the visual equivalent of crack, and has been called, creatively enough, "crack for the eyes", and oddly enough behaves in quite the same way. Porn is, by definition, a full-fledged addiction, and its previously described potency is a primary reason why its usage can be extremely damaging to others. Whether the user cares about the effects of his or her porn consumption or not is irrelevant, because addicts will go back to it eventually, whether they like it or not. Frequency of use can be random or so predictable that it can be comparable to clockwork. Because porn use is ultimately based on our basic human instinct to reproduce, not only does it make it difficult for people who wish to stop watching porn quit altogether, but it also turns the mental process of an otherwise intelligent man or woman into something similar to a computer.

How porn works: "Password accepted. Thought process disengaged. Switching to primal instinct mode."

by crichton55 July 20, 2011

porn

Something that all humans with no other interests can share. Something shallow and familiar that people can experience with one another.

not always a good thing- sorry

by Nicole AC May 1, 2005

porn

ugh! Mmm daddy! It’s to big it won’t fit!

what the fuck was that porn

by ilikedogs November 6, 2023

porn

a cool video with bad actors

for example:

porn video starts:
Lucas enters his step mothers room:
mom: Lucas were you sPyInG on me?! (she knew he was)
Lucas: no sorry i just walked into the wrong room
(they lived there for 4 years)

by nemtnok December 17, 2019