Porcelain Pounder

The act of intercourse with a girl while she is throwing up in a toilet from being too intoxicated.

She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.

by IUPBSN October 4, 2011

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

Porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge involving grinding up fine china into a powder and snorting it like cocaine.

1: Hey bro have you heard about the porcelain challenge?
2: oh yeah, we should try it!
1: I'll get a teacup

by iswearidohaveaname October 3, 2022

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

porcelain throne

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

by haymaz April 22, 2004

Porcelain BoyScout

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.

I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

by badassmckickass October 1, 2010

hittin' porcelain

A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid.

B. When a turd drops forcefully through the water, scraping the bottom of the toilet where it leaves a streak.

What's wrong with your toilet man? I was hittin' porcelain while takin a shit.

Did you hear that loud Thoomp? Well that was me hittin' porcelain in your freshly cleaned toilet.

by BoLiverwurst March 26, 2008