pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.

by gnostic3 November 20, 2019

Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)

Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud

by antonym82 October 17, 2017

Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.

I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.

by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024

lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

The Jackson Pollock

When you’re making love in the missionary position and while you are fully thrusted in you pause and proceed to push out a bowel movement that curls down and lightly brushes the anus of your partner leaving a brown abstract painting on the the partners stink wrinkle.

She said she was into art so I gave her The Jackson Pollock last night. It was majestic.

by AllMammal21 October 5, 2021

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011