Birthday Caird Pish 

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

Birthday Caird Pish by Craiglang May 9, 2022

streak of pish 

Scottish slang word for someone you dont like. Could be the boss, now that's someone that you really detest.

Get tae fuck ye yella streak o pish u.
Go feed the fish to the walrus u nasty streak of pish.

streak of pish by soulsinner February 23, 2008

utter pish 

Talking nothing but pure drivel, being wrong. (1)

Also, you can use it when calling bullshit on a game or something. (2)

(1) You're talking utter pish!

(2) That's utter pish, sparks were flying off his head. He's well died!

utter pish by Bazza Cribbons November 7, 2013

ripping pish 

taking the piss out of someone.

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.

ripping pish by maisiessnort July 11, 2017

pure pish

When something is utter crap.

That job was pure pish.

pure pish by Purepishlike November 10, 2017

Delish Pish 

When something is so good it makes your taste buds tingle.
It's much like an orgasm in your mouth. O-WORTHY!

This word is hip some may think it's annoying and when said religiously your co-workers may get angry but that's the best part.
Mostly used when talking about food, but can be used as a term of endearment.

Kara said Brandon's dick was delish pish

Delish Pish by delishpishy July 27, 2010

sludgin in pish 

it is a word said when ur cold that cold that u feel ur feet are goin to fall off n the only way to heat them up is to urinate into ur shoe which means ur sludgin in pish

cathouse one night skirt cowboy boots asked steff to pee in my boots coz i was so cold she didnt bcoz i realised i would b sludgin in pish

sludgin in pish by Siobhan Bery n Steff Horne April 5, 2005