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pimping

Being so awsome it hurts.
You pwnzoring that nub was "pimping"
by Jesus Christ our Lord January 19, 2006
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Pimp

Pim-p (le)silent

Stupid guys who think that they are really cool, but are actually lameasses whose priorities in life are WAY off.
Yeah...little Johnnie there thinks he's a pimp, with his flashy clothes that will be completley laughed at in about 10 years (like bellbottoms in the early 90's) but hes 30 years old and still lives with his mom.
by Nicko March 24, 2003
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pimp

A urban male whose dreams of his future are waaaay off, and because of this and his lazy assed habits in school, he resorts to making multiple girlfriends dress up in hooker clothes and go out to the streets to "make money". The ladies get the HIV, and the pimp gets all the money. A fair trade indeed...
Being a proper pimp means you better keep your clients from disrespecting your "bitches". Otherwise, if you go easy on em, other pimps and even your "bitches" itself will try to fuck you over and take over your "pimpin terroritory".
by Chang Tan December 31, 2003
mugGet the pimpmug.

Pimp

Put it in my p***y
Girl: Hey bae pimp
Boy: Bett
by Mɪsɪ October 6, 2021
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Pimp

1. Chuck Norris
2. Man who sells women who preform sexual wonders on men (or women) for money. (which is given to the pimp)

3. Man who slaps like a champ.

4. Woman who sells men who preform sexual wonders on women(or men) for money. (which the men keep cos no man should take that shit from a woman)
5. Slang For cool kid but you're a loser if you say that.
Dude, I heard about a woman who didn't pay her pimp when she was done at a motel in Los Angeles last week.
police found her body in 69 different pieces all over the parking lot.

Thats right. Don't Fuck with Chuck. (or any other pimp)
by Docta dre/peppa September 15, 2010
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Pimp

A guy who buys and sells ho's
by sophie March 19, 2003
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Pimp

A profession that isn't easy because it requires marketing, accounting, management, and collection duties beyond what most people are capable of.
That pimp no only got his money but prefected his buisness skills.
by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008
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