Petey

Petey is a human being who is very tall and is goofy :)
He exists 👍
He is best 👍

Petey is cool and is a human being who is very tall

by HeheScarlett December 13, 2022

Petey

A derivative of "it's all gone Pete Tong", if something has going Petey then it's going badly.

Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.

Things have gotten a bit Petey

by JasonF01 October 7, 2024

peekyboop

When your significant other squats over your face then slowly pushes a turd out, boops your nose and sucks it back in. It takes incredible sphincter control.

"MY girlfriends keegles are really working. She successfully executed a peekyboop on me last night."

"We attempted the peekyboop....well things went horribly wrong for her."

by Dc temple January 17, 2024

Petey's purr-fect surprise

My dog man mpreg fanfic

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"

by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025

Petey Pablos

Petey Pablos is a cocktail primarily consisting of jalapeño, grapefruit, lime, and tequilla. Developed during the American Prohibition Era in Greenville, Kentucky. This cocktail became popular in Muhlenburg County due to the abundance of grapefruits, lime trees, and access to an abundance of silver tequila. The discovery of the naturally occurring veins of 100% blue agave while mining the otherwise useless bituminous coal in northern hills of Muhlenburg County resulted in an ecomonic boom for this region of western Kentucky.

These Petey Pablos straight smack, yo.

Petey Pablos are the taste of Muhlenburg County.

Lets Petey Pablos this golf course.

by Ninja Stars July 20, 2025

Petey

Jerking off into a tank of a toilet after it's been upper decked

I can't want to get to Chris' new house and petey in his bathroom

by Hazmat1121 August 15, 2025

sweet boy petey

Petey the dog (or peter in formal settings) is well known as the sweetest dog known to man. The little pup loves attention more than anything else, barking when he isn't being touched that exact second in time. He spends his days with his lovely owner as a happy and well treated boy. Petey loves coming to rehearsal to watch everyone work hard (that and he gets pets every 20 seconds). Petey is known for his irresistible face and behaviors; when one passes sweet boy, he will roll on his back practically hypnotizing those around him into giving him belly rubs.

Other traits of Petey’s include...

- Dancey paws
- Loving women and children over others
- Irritating his owner during rehearsal
- Probably commiting several war crimes
- Bork bork = attention
- Tax fraud
- The cutest sneeze
- Stubby tail wiggle

JESUS sweet boy petey! Would you stop barking so we can rehearse!?

by a1ys.sa April 9, 2021