schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 9, 2004

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

by RedWolve September 18, 2019

Nuts Per Second

Otherwise known as NPS; Nut Per Second is a measurement used to describe a persons excitement or satisfaction level towards something happening.

Yo I just saw Mrs baker from across the street in her panties. When she took them off I was at 37 Nuts Per Second.

by Dakore December 24, 2017

Per slay mom

Period slay moment

I just got into a car accident that is so not a per slay mom

by Icon.com May 13, 2023

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010

ignotum per ignotius

literally the unknown (explained) by means of the more unknown: an annoyingly obscure explanation

i couldn't explain it. I had trouble just trying to talk. Like I was having an ignotum per ignotius moment or something.

by mavictop February 19, 2009