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Devils Pendulum

When your banging a tranny and your nuts slap together.
Oh no! I just got hit with the devils pendulum!
by Devils Pendulum March 4, 2024
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Baghdad pendulum

It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:

Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
by Baghdad theoretic August 14, 2025
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