PASTOR MRS. HOLARIS OZUNA

She is the wife , Co-Founder And Co-General Overseer of Living Faith Ministries.

She is also the presiding Pastor of CanaanLand ota.

Pastor Mrs. Holaris Ozuna is also Mrs. Felicity David Oyedepo.

Pastor Mrs. Holaris Ozuna is also known as Mrs. Bishop & Mrs. Holaris Oyedepo .

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

Pastor champion

Annoying money stealing pastor can never leave you alone and treats his kids like angels

Pastor champion is such a thief

by Kaffiyah April 16, 2021

Huffman Pastor

Its like a normal Pastor but they touch little boys.

Dave isn't just a regular Pastor, he's a Huffman Pastor. That's why I don't bring my kid to church.

by FriskyxDingoxx September 18, 2022

Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

by PastaPastor November 29, 2021

Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.

Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.

by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011

Meme Pastor

A modern religious influencer who pastors through graphics, not gospel—a feed full of bold-letter Bible verses, fire emojis, viral soundbites, and "Holiness" overlays, but empty of soul-care, accountability, or real presence.

Key Traits:

Content over character — posts “Truth” while hiding sin.
Platform over people — grows followers, not disciples.
Meme as ministry — a 3-second reel replaces a 3-hour visit.
Algorithm as altar — engagement is the offering, outrage the incense.
Thought-through for effect, not truth — every post is engineered for likes, shares, and clout, even if it twists Scripture or spreads outright mistruth.

“That Meme Pastor dropped a ‘God hates lukewarm’ graphic with a skull emoji, but he’s ghosting his wife and dodging accountability.”

by TruthTriumph November 14, 2025

Christcuck pastors

Christians who submit themselves to Zionists and happily recieve face-spitting, and more.

Normal person: Palestine should be free.

Christcuck pastors: ISRAEL IS GOD'S GIVEN LAND TO JEWS YOU ANTI SEMITE, IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE AND WE SHOULD SUBMIT TO OUR MASTERS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT.

by ‎ ‎ ‎ January 31, 2024