A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.
Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
by Parker Rez January 26, 2011
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Get the Parker mug.1. n.
- one who constantly repeats himself in conversation, talks awkardly, or is otherwise unusual in speaking.
- a person who speaks in strange tones.
- someone who, in a manner both annoying and humorous, speaks without varying the tone of his or her voice.
2. n.
- a member of a group who exhibits laughably poor judgement.
- a leader producing comically bad schemes, which are usually never seen through. (see: cartman)
- one who offers consistently flawed wisdom to a group; someone who would be considered dangerous if his advice were ever followed. (see: schrute)
- one who constantly repeats himself in conversation, talks awkardly, or is otherwise unusual in speaking.
- a person who speaks in strange tones.
- someone who, in a manner both annoying and humorous, speaks without varying the tone of his or her voice.
2. n.
- a member of a group who exhibits laughably poor judgement.
- a leader producing comically bad schemes, which are usually never seen through. (see: cartman)
- one who offers consistently flawed wisdom to a group; someone who would be considered dangerous if his advice were ever followed. (see: schrute)
2.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that: a furby with a swastika armband.
Guy 2: Wow. That thing's messed up without a doubt, but ultimately harmless.
Guy 1: That's a parker for sure.
Guy 1: Hey, look at that: a furby with a swastika armband.
Guy 2: Wow. That thing's messed up without a doubt, but ultimately harmless.
Guy 1: That's a parker for sure.
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