pabs

penis abs. you know, the "V" crease in a guy's lower abdominal where the point in the letter "V" ultimately leads to his dick. such a tease

girl 1: "omfg and he has pabs too!"
girl 2: "UGH I WANT TO FUCK HIM"

by k00laidallie May 20, 2010

Pabster

a multi-usage noun used to define dern near anything. See "pipso"

Grab me a pabster, and sh'mon over to the pipso.

by Ben 13 November 22, 2004

Päbschen

Proper Noun referring to a person named Will afflicted with the medical condition: PABS.

"It's not Will you're talking to now - it's Päbschen!"
"NO - BONE HER!!!!"

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

by BrendanR December 24, 2008

pabstize

The intentional pouring or far more common spilling of alcohol, most often beer, on oneself or others.

Bro 1: I was slammin back some natties when this bitch bumped into me.

Bro 2: So what happened?

Bro 1: I pabstized the both of us and had to get another brew.

or

Rapper: Get me some crystal so i can pabstize these hoes.

by The_Drunken_Wise_Man December 6, 2010

PBSD

Prosthetic Big Swinging Dick

He of little member has benefited greatly from the invention of PBSD.

by Jaison Schuman December 16, 2010

Pabstenance

The basic necessity that one needs to survive on beer.

Seriously, give me anything with beer in it! I don't care how it tastes, my pabstenance knows. no. taste...

by look alive nikolai wendy December 1, 2010