plank owner

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005

ownerer

Jeremy. see Destroyer661

The ownerer is the owner of all ownz.

by JerryC December 11, 2004

edmonton oilers

The best team in the NHL. Much better than their southern counterparts, the Calgary Flames. Loses players such as Pronger because said player can't control his hormones. Won 5 Stanley Cups and had a very successful 05/06 playoff run.

Person 1: I'm going to go see the Edmonton Oilers game this weekend
Person 2: That's awesome! We're going to kick the Flamers collective asses!

by Oilers_kick_ass September 24, 2006

Fuck the owner day n'2

Fuck the owner day number 2 for who missed the first one

I missed the first fuck the owner day, but ill be part of fuck the owner day n'2

by SoTuttoIo December 18, 2020

edmonton oilers

the team with the most passion while playing, have the most passionate fans, the best ice, 5 stanley cups, wayne gretsky, mark messier, ryan smyth, the best team ever, better than calgary, and is in the best city in the world!!!!!!!!!!!

who is the best team in the nhl?

THE EDMONTON OILERS!!!!!

by emano93 April 26, 2007

Ownerized

V. To massively own someone, or to be owned.

"Dude you got ownerized"
"OWNERIZED!!!"
"Ownerized by a scout.."
"j00 h4x0r, u 0n3r!z3d me!"

by CS-Dude11223344 April 8, 2004

edmonton oilers

The best hockey team EVER. They kicked ass in the 2006 playoffs, and would have won the cup if the jackass on carolina didn't hurt rolli the goalie.

The edmonton oilers are loved by alllll!

by Miss.Sexxi. July 4, 2006