car option

A phrase used in the black and mexican communities to describe crimes committed by politicians and other government personnel.

The car option in the Police department is thick. We must end the car option at City Hall

by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

option select

1. A fighting game term; it's inputting in multiple commands/moves in order to cover various bases.

2. Outside of fighting game terms, it means to cover your own ass, or to provide an excuse.

1. I almost forgot the option select there; luckily he choked on the combo.

2. Don't option select by saying that your controller is shit; we both know you just suck at fighting games.

Don't pull a chuck.

by NotChuckxoxo May 3, 2014

OPHICOUCOU

A spelling mistake of the new zodiac sign and the ship name of ophiuchus and coucou as they’re both cancelled.

Ophicoucou is the worst person ever.

by CEO of Spelling Mistakes & AC June 9, 2020

Optimus prime

A robot who in every show and every movie and EVERY FUCKING BIT OF MEDIA EVER has to die and come back to life in the literal next episode or season oh and don’t forget his most famous line: I AM

OPTIMUS PRIME!!! BECAUSE WE NEED TO KNOW THAT MORE THAN WE ALREADY DO “ Auto bots roll out the bullshit”

And then Optimus prime fucking died!

by Wryy master DIO November 23, 2020

Optimum Pride

Optimus Pride that Said the Wrong way

Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee

by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021

taking the option

When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.

"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"

"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."

by Sliver92 January 10, 2010

M.M. Optimization

The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.

"Jack has achieved M.M. Optimization - nobody even thinks what he's doing is stupid anymore!"

by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022