by Big huff February 25, 2024
Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025
His researches extended to almost every branch of physical science, but his most important work was of an optical character.
by Fireshodow December 17, 2015
A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.
Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
by Humorescence June 30, 2024
Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"
Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!
Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!
by TaLoN.NL December 16, 2019
When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
by T-sett September 22, 2009
U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021