Oofing

Verb: Shitting onto a mans chest until you cannot see any chest hair anymore then proceeding to douse lighter fluid on said feces and lighting it on fire.

My parents got really kinky and decided to try Oofing, my dad later died from it

by Brown Mann May 4, 2018

Oozing the obvi

Oozing the obvious.
Basically saying something is more than obvious.

You're definitely wearing a push-up!
Your boobs were flat yesterday.
It's totally oozing the obvi.

by Dasshsbee September 5, 2011

oogling

ogling on Google

"Who's that girl you've been oogling?"

by Kim Yu-Na February 25, 2010

oozing hatchet wound

Female genital during that time of the month.

I couldn't put it in her because of her nasty "oozing hatchet wound".

by Adam Smith October 26, 2003

Oogling

The act of staring trance-like at the Google home page trying to recall what it was that you wanted to search for in the first instance.

Combination of Ogling and Google

Toby: "Have you seen Enid since her dilemma of not knowing what to focus her research paper on?"
Mavis: "Not really. Last time I saw her she was at her computer for hours just oogling"
Toby: "Perhaps we should help her with some subjects"
Mavis: "Nah let's just fool around"

by kuy101 April 4, 2009

owling

to leave one's home late at night and sit in fields or playgrounds with friends and listen to music and stare at stars. often done instead of important duties such as homework. preferred music includes phil collins, explosions in the sky, or bright eyes. cumberland farms slushies are often brought along for refreshment.

Person 1: (over facebook chat) Hey im sick of homework, wanna go owling?

Person 2: Yes! i will be there in 5 minutes bring a blanket.

Person 3: we doin Cumbies?

Persons 1 &2 : Hell yeah

by wee boobs November 22, 2009

poop-ooping

the act of sticking you finger in your butthole

"someone saw you poop-ooping"

by alli June 19, 2006