all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.
by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003
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all up ons

"All up ons" is a colloquial usage describing popularity. "It means they really like you". It can also mean something is on, around or close to someone.
"Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons."
by Gary D. August 23, 2007
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all up ons

when one person is sexually attracted to another person.
I was wearing my Autobot T-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!

I wish I was Sugar shum! That would make her all up ons!
by AlfaTrion August 20, 2003
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all up ons

when a person is sexually attracted to another and manifests it in a physical way that is not always welcome.
"When you go out tonight, I hope that no nasty guys are all up ons."
by kimnrowdy June 3, 2004
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all up ons(phrase)

girls will really like and adore you
they'll be all up ons!
by pinneapple June 19, 2003
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A 'fucked up nigga' is someone who got rushed by multiple roadmen and comes out looking like a guy who got run over by a bus. For emphasis you can extend the 'fucked' into fuuuuuuuuuuckedd.
by SumNiggabro November 14, 2017
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head up ones ass

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.
HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.
by jesse tomasello December 17, 2008
mugGet the head up ones assmug.

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