Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching
How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"
by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017
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Grizzly back scratcher

The act of wall sitting on a tree in the woods and deficating while recieving head
by Juicy jesus October 06, 2014
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toasted throat scratcher

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty
shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'
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African Booty Scratcher

is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.
dang that gurl is such uh african booty scratcher!
by Charles Mckenzie January 31, 2009
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African Booty Scratcher

A slave that was used to scratch their masters ass, because they were too freaking lazy to scratch their own asses.
John! Go get me one of them African Booty Scratchers because my ass is really itchy.
by slave owner hater April 13, 2008
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mouth booty scratcher

when u suck a girls pussy were it starts to stop itching
god damn my pussy itches wanna mouth booty scratcher my pussy
by lilyousef December 18, 2020
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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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