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Suicide Mission

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012
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mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.
It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.
by gollen October 22, 2003
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mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.
My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"
by Mission man July 5, 2014
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dummy mission

When a fling, girlfriend or ex-girl friend calls another man to "handle", attack or kill her boyfriend while knowing that both men could either end up dead or in jail, while she lives free with her hands are clean. Dummy missions are usually started over a fight/disagreament but are escalated by lies. Usually, the guy that is sent on the dummy mission is a simp or does it for some personal honor (big brother) and is HIGHLY emotional, but hasn't been told the full story. Most dummy missions can be talked out between the two men but never do because those dummy men aren't emtionally stable of enough to get the full story.
Trish burned her boyfriend Michael's things and slapped him. Michael in his defense pushed her againt the wall and yelled at her to leave. Trish left and told Tom (her simp crush) that he punched her multiple times. Tom came back with her to the house with his pistol. On a dummy mission, Tom confronted Michael. A fight broke out and Tom shot Michael. Tom is doing 50 years in prison. Michael is Dead. Trish is now with John.
by Victory1 December 4, 2022
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Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
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Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013
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interplanetary mission

When someone must travel between multiple houses and locations on a mission to aquire illegal drugs, usually cannabis.

A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.
"I had to buy and sell across like 6 homes on this interplanetary mission last night and I'm still high."
by pownasaurus May 7, 2009
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