Odessa Missouri

A small town (less than 5,000 people) located about 30-40 miles east of Kansas City Missouri. It is in Lafayette County and on I-70. It is the stupidest place in the world. Everyone here is always bored because there isn't a thing to do. Nothing at all. The politics are corrupt. In school you never learn anything and the school politics are corrupt even more so. There are no forms of entertainment besides going to the one grocery store. The only fast food places are McDonald's, Taco Johns, Subway and Sonic. There is a mexican restaurant, Chinese restaurant and about 4 cafes.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.

Any small podunk town you can think of, any small stupid town with nothing to do, out in the sticks.

Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?

Odessa Missouri, sure.

Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.

Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.

by I ate my head offﬂ‡·°‡·ﬁﬁ›ﬁ‹›€ November 16, 2011

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My friend with no ass and pretty hair. She is very short and she is a skank. She also owns bikini socks.

Hey Odessa! Why do you be so short?

by tracy April 4, 2005

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Odyssea is shy at first glance and is always hiding behind books, but once you get to know her she's a funny, caring , and a party animal. She is is also very attractive when she let's her hair down

"Dude! Have you met Odyssea? She's amazing"

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The state of being too much into a girl group such that it affects negatively different aspects of your life.

Taken from Odyssey by Homer, specifically the part of the Sirens (from wikipedia):

"They skirted the land of the Sirens, who sang an enchanting song that normally caused passing sailors to steer toward the rocks, only to hit them and sink."

friend 1> i see you're looking at that group's forum again.
friend 2> i didn't log out nor move away from my computer since..last time you saw me.
friend 1> hmmm.. i see you're having an odyssey.

friend 2> shouldn't i be 'skirting the land of the sirens'?
friend 1> ...
friend 2> ...
friend 1> well, odyssey sounds much cooler and compact than 'skirting the land of the sirens'.

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