by C-Noe October 07, 2008
You may see those pervert old guys that stand on the side of the street and watch people walk by with that queer look in their eyes. He's really picturing you in his cardboard box, satisfying his every sexual fantasy. He's definitely a Wild Oat gone sour!
by HotShiT March 07, 2012
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Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.
The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.
by Salamski December 22, 2021
by Sleepyyy.bunny July 06, 2022
"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"
by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018
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