numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

naperville

1. the next big reality TV show.
2. the new O.C. and Laguna Beach

1. -so when is the new episode of Naperville coming out?
- i dont know but i hope soon. those kids are so rich and lucky, i wish i could live there
2. - naperville is more wealthy than them, nough said.

by randomlypointles November 1, 2006

nupee nupe

Idiot, stupid, ditzy, someone who just doesn't get it. Australia derivation, especially used in Queensland where there are many nupee nupes.

"You are a nupee nupe"
"Jill, did you hear about Jack? He is such a nupee nupe. He thinks pizza is it own food group!"

by Nupee Nupe from Seattle March 10, 2009

bite nuker

from 30 rock pronounced biet nooker in french and dutch meaning, "penis fucker".

dont stand next to that guy too long hes a bite nuker

by phillynebo20 May 24, 2010

Nuter

When you get hit in the testicles so hard, that you think they fell off

Oh god! I think you just nutered me!

by ChickenMcPumpkin November 26, 2014

Nuderstand

The act of text-messaging someone nude photographs in an attempt to distract them from the fact that you do not actually care about what they are trying to explain to you. This action is an honest attempt at providing comfort in a form unrelated to resolving the problem at hand. It is a clear form of manipulative sexting.

Chelsea had no choice but to nuderstand when her boyfriend spent 3 hours complaining about his physics professor; she could not take it anymore.

by gunshi the great December 4, 2014

Numerology

The art of the Matrix. Numbers just don’t lie.

Numerology is the only “conspiracy” that has evidence which is HISTORY… you have to look at the numbers and add it up.

You can figure out what number you are if you add every digit of your birthday… For example, 5/11/2002 you would do 5+1+1+2+0+0+2=11.

And that 11 leads me on to master numbers which are 11,22,33. These people are special.

Numerology is the truth of the matrix

by A real thorough nigga October 25, 2022