Anal Noose

The act of fucking a girl in the ass while having her hair tied in a noose around your neck, and having her legs wrapped around your ass

Mate1: How'd it go last night?
Mate2: Horrible.
Mate1: How so?
Mate2: I did the Anal Noose.
Mate1: The what?
Mate2: You don't want to know

by Nouget Trelli January 25, 2018

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Swamp Noose

A Dirty Vagina

Mark: Hey Floyd, see that girl over there?

Floyd: Yea?

Mark: She has a total Swamp Noose!

by uSwampNoose March 25, 2010

hanging like a noose

A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose

I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose

by teamon December 24, 2011

Pre-tied Noose

When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or upsets you.

'This yoghurt is slightly below par! PRE-TIED NOOSE!'
*jumps into it*

by Domo Smooth January 6, 2009

Nutsack Noose Wench

A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.

Geez, that Sandy is a real Nutsack Noose Wench....where's the damn rope?

by Jeff and Tracy August 18, 2010

Duck Duck Noose

When 4 or more players plan to hang them selves with a low enough drop not to break the neck but by strangulation and see who can stay concious longest

Man 1. Dude me Todd and robbert are gonna play Duck Duck Noose! Wanna play?
Man 2. No

by Killerwase June 20, 2018