poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

Noop

When you have to poop and start sweating, so you have to undress during the process of pooping. Making this a “nude - poop” or a noop.

I had a massive noop earlier.

by TheClevelandSteamer October 18, 2022

noop

type of fluffy animal that i made up.

person 1: im thinkin about a noop right now
person 2: oh what a noop
person 1: a fluffy thing and their super cute.
person 2: oh

by yuh ariana July 27, 2021

noop

a person who isnt new to the game, just bad

na bro hes a noop not a noob

by glorifiedman January 18, 2025

Noop noop

A majestic chocolate starfish a.k.a beautiful butthole

"Steve finger pops that noop noop like it owes him money"

by Siraco October 5, 2022

noop

Although some may believe the word “noop” is derived from the insult nincompoop, they are mistaken. It is clear that the word noop has a negative connotation, however, it will never be truly defined. Someone with nooopish qualities will become inherantly apparent overtime. In other words, when someone is a noop you will know Those with the name Paulina are often referred to as noops and, are often the seen as the paragon of the word.

Ugh! Did you see Paulina’s new post... SUCH A NOOP🦇

by smellis yk November 1, 2021

noop

The action of resting in bed without sleeping, as to relieve stress after a long day. Usually, this is done while being on ones phone or just simply laying there.

“Hey weren’t you just sleeping?”
“No, i just took a noop.”
“Oh.”

by milankghosh March 14, 2020