1.A word used to describe people that claim to be awesome at something, but in reality, they actually suck.
2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right.
3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".
2.a person that can't seem to do or describe anything right.
3.The gamer equivalent of "nigga".
1. n00b: I ownz all j00
person: STFU noob!
2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch!
3.What's up, noobs?
person: STFU noob!
2.dude, you're a noob. you had a chance with a nice, hot girl, but you chose the ugly bitch!
3.What's up, noobs?
by The enigmatic man April 10, 2007
Someone who is undereducated in certain situations.//Commonly found in video games such as: World of warcraft, halo, call of duty (ect)
Hey!! Can you run me through this instance =)?
///No.
Why?!
///NO.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?! Ill cyber with you if you'll help me =)?
///Gtfo noob.
..cun...t
You are now bring ignored
{Name} Is ignoring you.
NOOB
///No.
Why?!
///NO.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?! Ill cyber with you if you'll help me =)?
///Gtfo noob.
..cun...t
You are now bring ignored
{Name} Is ignoring you.
NOOB
by worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall December 03, 2008
Originally came from the word Newbie, then was shortened to Newb, and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.
"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high in the air! You'll kill yourself!"
"How the crap do you fly this thing??"
"What a noob."
"How the crap do you fly this thing??"
"What a noob."
by SmellsPrettyBad March 05, 2008
by milanista450 May 24, 2007
As opposed to a newb, a noob is someone who has done somthing for a while yet completly lacks
A) A skill needed to do the task
B) Common sense of any kind
or
C) An IQ above 60, still has a sense of self awareness, yet still persists in the futile effort to succeed in the given task.
A) A skill needed to do the task
B) Common sense of any kind
or
C) An IQ above 60, still has a sense of self awareness, yet still persists in the futile effort to succeed in the given task.
by are u a retard? July 27, 2007
noob is endemic to the sportbike scene more than online gaming.
usually someone with just enough credit to purchase a bike they have no business owning nor skill to control properly.
Often the noob can be spotted by looking at the newest bike with the most damage done to it in the shortest time. Notice that they are most often seen standing next to their bike as opposed to actually riding it.
There is usually a direct corrolation between the size of one's chicken strips and one's noobness
usually someone with just enough credit to purchase a bike they have no business owning nor skill to control properly.
Often the noob can be spotted by looking at the newest bike with the most damage done to it in the shortest time. Notice that they are most often seen standing next to their bike as opposed to actually riding it.
There is usually a direct corrolation between the size of one's chicken strips and one's noobness
Noob comment: I'm buying my first sportbike- a Busa with spinner rims because 600's are 'girls bikes'.....
The guy with a bike for 2 weeks and $4000 in repair bills from trying to do wheelies in a parking lot instead of learning to actually RIDE the thing.
The guy with a bike for 2 weeks and $4000 in repair bills from trying to do wheelies in a parking lot instead of learning to actually RIDE the thing.
by BigBadTLR August 13, 2007
by monkeyorgy November 06, 2007