A "Waldo In The Cut" (male) or "Wanda In The Cut" (female) is a person who befriends someone in a romantic relationship as well as thier romantic partner, and then waits patiently in the "friend zone" (decades even) until they can execute thier own romantic agenda in the target. They may even take the target on "friend dates".
Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.
Some believe this style of passive micro dating originated from women. There is no clear origin.
Girl: Didn't Jhene Aiko have a man when she started seeing Big Sean?
Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.
Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.
Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?
Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...
Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.
Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...
Guy: Already grabbed it for you.
Guy: Nah, he just took her to catch a basketball game just as friends. They weren't dating.
Girl: And now they ARE dating and dropping albums together. Big Sean was really Waldo In The Cut.
Guy: Nah no way, they love each other. Hey, do you want to go see Black Panther tonight?
Girl: Nah that's ok, I was gonna see it with Donny...
Guy: Of course. Let's go see Thor Ragnarok at the dollar show instead. Save some money. Donny is cool, I like him.
Girl: I haven't seen that either, I guess that's ok then. Let me grab my jacket...
Guy: Already grabbed it for you.
by King Heracy March 26, 2018
Taking a shit secretly on a plate and hiding it in the trash leaving everyone trying to figure out where the shitty smell is coming from
by SizedoubleH January 4, 2017
Wall-dough Bro.
A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
A Dude that doesnt give a Fuck about the Law.
Always causing havac on sociaty.
participates in Extreem sports, primarily, boardsports.
Represents his crew with a spades sticker on his ride.
Usualy can be spoted rollin in a lifted truck, atleast 3 heads deep.
throws gangs signs and kills people for fun.
Billy-- Damn foo you see that krew? those dudes look fuckin killer..
Jon-- fuck yea dude thats the Waldo Bros.. we need to get in that shit..
Jon-- fuck yea dude thats the Waldo Bros.. we need to get in that shit..
by prerunnerguy209 April 20, 2006
Where's Waldo is a term used when referencing something absolutely ridiculous so that you do not have to point or actually say what you want the other person to look at.
"Waldo" can be referred to as anything.
"Waldo" can be referred to as anything.
Sign at the LGA airport reads : Please be advised, snow globes are not allowed through the security checkpoint.
Friend 1 takes picture of the sign and sends it to Friend 2 with a caption that reads, "where's waldo"
Friend 1 takes picture of the sign and sends it to Friend 2 with a caption that reads, "where's waldo"
by Croneberg April 25, 2010
Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina
by Nazi Guido April 2, 2011
A girl/guy gives you a BJ and you blow your load in her/his mouth and on their face and shout "Where is Slimy Waldo hiding?", she/he lathers your dick in the cum and wanks you off while saying "here he is" repeatedly.
Mike: Im almost there!
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm
Nic: Here it comes...
Mike: Where the fuck is Slimy Waldo hiding?
Nic: Here he is!!!
Mike: mmmmmmmmmmmm
by MikeUK January 22, 2008
The term 'Dirty Waldo' originated in the South, particularly Greenville, South Carolina involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action then the penis going back into the ass, then her best friends mouth, then the male disappears. It has often been described by the AEK (Ass Eaters Klan) as an initiation right in reference to their Founder Waldo who invented this move then founded the AEK hence after.
by DJWALDO May 22, 2019