Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021

Chasing Cranes

The act of going to different construction sites looking for work.

Call the hall or start chasing cranes.

by Jimbob R November 2, 2020

Craning Frasier

When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.

I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.

by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017

Crane gang

The Crane gang is a group of academics associated with possessing crane paper origami. Although the word gang is associated with criminal activity, members of the Crane gang are not affiliated with criminal activity. Members of the Crane gang generally release research articles relating to biology.

"John is an associate of the Crane gang."

by DanielJHS09 February 22, 2023

Crane-ing

Someone who builds themselves up constantly and is obsessed with being a self made person even if they're not. It is both a positive and negative term depending on the context.

"Omg you are crane-ing so hard"

by frenchslayer69 October 28, 2023

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014

Swooping Crane

When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.

Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.

by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011