Cat

A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.

Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.

by BadgerTheCat January 15, 2018

cat

1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces

3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS

my cat is the best thing in the whole wide world and it is so fluffy and i want to marry it

by cats are AMAZING February 28, 2019

cat

a tiny tiger that lives in your house

cat

by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021

Catness

Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.

Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!

Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 10, 2021

Cat

The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family. The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.

I want to pet my cat today.
I am going to study about cats today.

by Error? May 17, 2019

Cat

The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.

When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT

by Undead Banana Cake August 16, 2013

cats

small mammals that love you one day and then try to kill you the next.

Cats are very kind creatures.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021