Newbie Paranoia

Within the context of an internet forum/group community, "Newbie Paranoia" is the wrongful suspicion that any new poster is actually an alias of a resident troll.

A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:

The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias

TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..

AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.

by Not Stox April 12, 2009

Newbert Newbington

usually used to describe when someone borrows your shit and breaks it.

also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.

Tom: Hey jo, can i borrow your brand new xbox conroller?"
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."

by Apesauce420 April 13, 2009

Newjee

Someone from or native to New Jersey.

Are you going to hang out with your Newjee friends tonight?

by TheMcTwo May 18, 2009

newblet

The child of a newb.

i.e. Two newbs who have sex, make a newblet.

Dude 1: "Dude, your mom is such a newb"
Dude 2: "So?"
Dude 1: "So, you're her little newblet son"
Dude 2: "Nu uh!"
Dude 1: "Yeah huh, you always suck out at Hello Kitty Island Adventures."

by Newbletron5000 November 3, 2007

newbie blaster

Another word for the M3 12 Gauge shotgun in SOCOM II.This gun has a huge reticle can kill a target in a few hits. Your enemy flys back sometimes when hit, giving the player with the newbie blaster a few seconds to hit the enemy again. It is used by people who have no skill in SOCOM II what so ever and they need to use a cheap gun to get kills.

Probably the cheapest,unfair, and newbie weapon in SOCOM II.

XXXXX has 0 kills and 5 deaths and kills. XXXXX equips a M3 12 Gauge shotguna and gets 5 kills in one round.

by 12345 August 1, 2004

newbie (n00b)

A new beginner.
One who is new to something.
New comer.
New user.

He's a newbie, be nice!
Darn newbies piss me off!
He's a n00b.

by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

Newbie FB Oopsie

Someone new to FB that has yet to learn how to send a private message via the "message" option on the intended recipients profile. Instead, this newbie posts the private message on their status update. Ooopsie!

Granddaughter, "Grandma, I think you did a Newbie FB Oopsie! You didn't mean to ask EVERYONE how their trip to Florida was....right?"
Grandmother, "Oh dear, I meant to send that to my friend Louise."

by Lolita75 January 13, 2010