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New Zealand 

A small group of islands inhabited by a few million people and a ton of sheep. The people of New Zealand call the brown fuzzy fruit kiwis, the brown furry bird Kiwis and themselves? Also Kiwis. These small islands rightly claim to have the best rugby team in the world and a few world famous figures (such as Lorde). Of course they have also the fizzy drink that tastes like Sprite - L and P (world famous in NZ) Bottom line is, they're pretty unimportant according to the rest of the world and amazing according to them.
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New Zealand 

A country composed of two mainlands and multiple island groups. Stereotypically, kiwis are racist, but that's not always the case, just like every kiwi caring about rugby or the America's Cup.
Person One: Are you excited for the trip to New Zealand?
Person Two: Yes, maybe we should vist the Waitangi Marae while we're there.

new zealand 

Land of beauty in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ is shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't really know anything about it. I hope they're not all like that as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome.
Aussie: "NZ is crap"
2nd Aussie: "Oath."
Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who are with me on this one."
new zealand by flightguy September 16, 2005

New Zealand 

A place not to far from Australia.
It has 3 Islands and is mistaken to be in Europe quite alot.

Where the Maori came from.

Where Fish'n'Chips, Pavlova, Buzzy Bee, Jandals and L&P comes from =

Aussies say we cant pronounce the letter 'I' We can so you fuckwits, we just have an accent. Cos to us, when you say 'six' It sounds like you say 'sex'
Aussie- "Hey bro! Look at me Im a maori all the way from New Zealand! Lets go get some fush and chups ow!"
Kiwi- "What the fuck mate? We dont talk like that..."

Aussie- "Sheep shagger!!!"
Kiwi- "Yeah, well when we're done we ship the lamb off to you kangaroo fuckers to eat"
New Zealand by XXmacey96XX April 13, 2011

New Zealand 

A naturally blessed country in the south seas next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ's not worth a pinch of shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't know any better. I hope there are only a minority of Australians who feel like this, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome. Also, many Kiwis tend to hate Australia because they think Australians dislike NZ. Hopefully it isn't too widespread.
Aussie 1: New Zealand's not worth a pinch of shit!

Aussie 2: Oath

Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
New Zealand by Paul Ward December 14, 2006

new zealand 

Totally awesome country that I've visited many times even though I am an American citizen and didn't get dual-citizenship until last year. Fuck off all you stupid ass Aussies who think NZ is a load of shit cuz nobody here or there likes you either. Oh, and none of you dumbshits can imitate their accents, so just stop trying before you hurt yourself trying to think about it.
Aussie: NZ'ers suck
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
new zealand by Anna April 16, 2004

new zealand 

A pretty good country, with the exception of wannabe gangsters, and the National party. XD

Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-

NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD

Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol

ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.

Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!

And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol

Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD

Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD

lol, merry christmas =D
new zealand by lolololXD December 23, 2008