Lazy Nard

This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.

Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

narlzac

No one really knows what this word means, but it sure is awesome. It can be used as any part of speech, noun, verb, adverb, etc.

Go narlzac your narlzacing narlzaced narlzac.

by Narlzac McLoser March 3, 2005

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

nardery

Any blood vessel located in the male nards (scrotum, nuts, balls, etc.)

I was shaving my balls and cut a major nardery and it bleed like the shits man!

by Dotad June 9, 2010

nardledanglers

Testicles.

My god, the creature's nardledanglers!

by Professor Doctor Wordsmith March 10, 2011

Nardmango

A jerk, ass hole, dick a vulgar word

Dude frank was being a nardmango last night

by Turtles and mushrooms June 16, 2013

nard king

A fat, round, annoying person that resembles a chicken nugget, but his/her shoulders have freckles on them, therefore no one loves them.

Man, hunter is such a nard king, look at her shoulders.

by Blackjesusisreal May 16, 2014