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Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.
When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed
by MemoliLover February 1, 2019
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Napalm Syndrome

When your so greedy for power you become a bitch by doing so
Yeah I know jake is looking like he has napalm syndrome
by arbiter1905 January 24, 2021
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Napalm

The act of eating a Carolina pepper hot sauce and then drinking laxatives
Hey man I just napalmed the toilet my assholes hurts
by 1stcalvarydiv January 11, 2022
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Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.
The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!
by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023
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Napalming

The act of farting on someone/something.

Like a cropdust, except it's localized to one's shoulder etc.
Napalming on your laptop proved to be a great time!
by NNT December 15, 2008
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North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
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