napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

Napalm

THE ACT OF EATING CAROLINA REAPER HOT SAUCE THEN TAKING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF LAXITIVES THEN TAKING A SHIT

Hey man i just napalmed the toilet

by 1stcalvarydiv January 11, 2022

Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

by MrKumquats June 19, 2016

Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.

When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed

by MemoliLover February 1, 2019

Napalm

The act of eating a Carolina pepper hot sauce and then drinking laxatives

Hey man I just napalmed the toilet my assholes hurts

by 1stcalvarydiv January 11, 2022

Napalm

Napalm is that shit that the U.S. used in Nam also you can make it with gas and styrofoam

Holy fucking shit I can't put the napalm out!

by Kingtheanarchist May 26, 2017

Moteuczoman Napalm

(A.K.A Montezuman Napalm) The slightly viscous, highly flamable substance shot from an Aztec Flamethrower

Did you see how many extra spicy bean burritos they polished off, I think they might be making some Moteuczoman Napalm?

by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011