my moms salad

Eat my moms salad!
by OofB0iNumba1 June 09, 2019
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On my moms

Meaning In New York on my moms = I’m not lying
On my moms I seen her yesterday.
by Anneliese A Santiago April 10, 2020
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(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft
by DenDroiD13 January 08, 2025
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my moms in a gang

Damn bro that’s cool
Dude: yo wassup my moms in a gang
Me: oh shit we’ll follow @mymomsinagang on twitch 😂
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you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain
Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!
by Fidgetspinner-man July 03, 2017
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