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teenage mutant ninja turtles

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by *<] : ) August 20, 2004
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

These guys are NOT ninja!

They are samurai!!!

Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!

Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.

Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
Example? Watch the damn tv show!
by Psydon July 13, 2005
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Mutantism

A genetic disorder resulting in physical deformities that render totally useless super powers.
That guy with the double thumb can pick his whole nose as a result of his mutantism.

Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Eating a pumpkin pie

He put in his double thumb

And pulled out two plums

And said

"Oh, what a good mutantism boy am I!"
by Logic Ha January 29, 2010
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Mutantagenic

The ability to become a mutant, and wield special powers
"He has Mutantagenic capabilities"
by Trueno May 15, 2010
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Urine-Mutant

A rather obnoxious, low-IQ individual who frequents public places creating both a social disturbance and an eye saw; often drunk on cheap booze and smoking dog ends off the floor, the Urine_Mutant is a social problem for all he comes into contact with, especially as they often mix in packs; social contact with non-Urine-Mutants often results in demands for money or general verbal harassment,
Oh my God, the town was filled with Urine-Mutants today I don't think I'm going to be going there anymore I've had enough of them,
by Jack_Tisson August 14, 2023
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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006
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mutant

Those trin' bitches are friggin' mutants.
by LordWatson July 12, 2003
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