Monk

1) Someone who sacrifices their entire life just to pray

2) A monkey
1) That monk is always praying

2) Le monk 🐵
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DAYUM, Christie needs to shave that monk-monk!
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Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
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Monke

An internet meme where a monkey is portrayed usually with the phrase "return to monke"
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Monked

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.
"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."
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David Raschke.
"Quiet, monk."
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