by LukeMCFC 141 April 01, 2012
Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.
by gollen October 22, 2003
When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in an air force/military setting. See amphibious assault and deploy some troops.
by DocP October 21, 2006
When someone keeps going on and on and on about their love life and they tell it in SUCH a sappy puppy dog love type way, that they are on a mission and nothing can stop them.
So I said, no I love you more, and he said, NO. I love YOU more...isn't that so romantic? Oh, sorry, im on a mush mission aren't I?
by SimplySara January 15, 2009
A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 20, 2013
When a fling, girlfriend or ex-girl friend calls another man to "handle", attack or kill her boyfriend while knowing that both men could either end up dead or in jail, while she lives free with her hands are clean. Dummy missions are usually started over a fight/disagreament but are escalated by lies. Usually, the guy that is sent on the dummy mission is a simp or does it for some personal honor (big brother) and is HIGHLY emotional, but hasn't been told the full story. Most dummy missions can be talked out between the two men but never do because those dummy men aren't emtionally stable of enough to get the full story.
Trish burned her boyfriend Michael's things and slapped him. Michael in his defense pushed her againt the wall and yelled at her to leave. Trish left and told Tom (her simp crush) that he punched her multiple times. Tom came back with her to the house with his pistol. On a dummy mission, Tom confronted Michael. A fight broke out and Tom shot Michael. Tom is doing 50 years in prison. Michael is Dead. Trish is now with John.
by Victory1 December 04, 2022