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Miranda is a girl named she is perfectly imperfectshe always speaks her mind not to be rude and only fucks with a few people she doesn't take bullshit from anybody when it comes to being messy and always is loud see loves her best friend more than she loves anybody and will always be there through the ups and downs she has a good body shape and is extra thick she always has her hair done and edges laid she has a beautiful smile and very pretty a lot of girls look up to her she is mean sometimes but don't get on her bad side the few people she f**** with is the only people shell ride with she loves sports and is best in volleyball she gets a lot of attention but doesn't ask for itMiranda is one of a kind
Guy1.miranda is pretty and Kool ASF

Miranda.what?!!
Guy1.i said you pretty and Kool ASF

Miranda.i already knew that but thx nigga

MIRANDA WALKING AWAY

GUY1. Damnnnn you thick ASF
Miranda by It's Miranda nigga January 3, 2019
HOE.....HOE....HOE...HOE.....HOE
MIRANDA IS A HOE
'God, put your Miranda's away!'
OR
'Look at the Miranda's on her!'
Miranda by Ijustkissedyourdadagain December 31, 2008
A crazy ass psycho chick! But damn her body, and especially her ass, is so nice that you stick with her anyway!
Bob: Damn Jeff why you stick with that crazy ass psycho Miranda?

Jeff: She is crazy man but have you seen that ass?
A girl who is funny, but can sometimes be violent towards her friends. She is a cool person, but take caution. She can keep a secret, and is a pretty good friend. She is pretty too. But be warned, when encountering a Miranda, be her friend, but keep a lookout.
Wow, you're acting like a Miranda!
Will you stop acting like a Miranda!
Miranda by teddylove8 July 8, 2011
A girl who enjoys here shool work, but when not at school she relieves herself by stripping. Although not much money is made during the stripping process she does not care, she just keeps trucking.
Dude, your sister is a total Miranda.
Miranda by SUPERCOOLGRANGERKD February 22, 2010
A nice girl who plays soccer. She is kind, caring, and is a great friend. She is average height with blonde hair and stormy blue eyes. If you get her as a friend you're very lucky. She has a weird laugh and will go on and on laughing, sometimes snorting. She should have a dog named Maya. If she doesn't she's not a real Miranda.
"Omg, it's a Miranda! With her dog Maya!"
"Wow, it's a real Miranda!"
*Everyone dies*
Miranda by kjagwojsfnsljd February 28, 2020