midnight akon black 

(1) blackest, black that is blacker than akon. (2) the color between onyx black and wesley snipes black

last night was darker than usual, it was midnight akon black.

midnight akon black by Dick Wu August 14, 2012

Midnight Fisherman 

A baby that wakes up in the night to be fed.

As in the film Funny Girl:
"I had to get up on account of the baby. he's a regular midnight fisherman!"

Midnight Fisherman by HotPixie March 18, 2008

Midnight essay 

An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.

Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"

Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."

Midnight essay by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010

midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

midnight pickler by pooter diddler October 28, 2013

midnight high 

when you're doing homework and have to stay up super late and you're working very rushedly and then when you all of a sudden finally finish or are close to finishing, the songs you're listening to sound so beautiful and you have a newfound appreciation for life. You feel as if you might explode and you want to die of happiness and cry and kiss someone and lay in the grass. Keep in mind this has nothing to do with drugs, this is just adrenaline i guess from so much emotion. i am a girl maybe this only happens to girls. idk MAYBE this is just me hahahahah

i am having this right now, as i am writing this definition, because i am a stupid procrastinator that is doing an english project and presentation due tomorrow. see this is me procrastinating right here right now fuck i hate myself

Me: Last night, I was doing my english project that was due the next day all in one night because I'm a stupid procrastinator, and i got the best midnight high!!
Friend: WOW!!! THAT'S GREAT! I USED REDBULL AND AM STILL ENERGIZED!!
Me: THAT IS NOT HEALTHY

midnight high by cynthia :) June 9, 2018

Midnight Bozo 

The feeling of being ashamed that you are a Colonizer American.

"I'm so sad I'm American"
- "Midnight Bozo?"
"Yes"

Midnight Bozo by cornyshat November 17, 2020

Midnight Choker 

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

Midnight Choker by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009