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Mandy Mayhem

Mandy Mayhem. A thick ass sexy chick from Colorado that will fuck you up if you push her to a certain point. But it takes a lot to make her mad . She can be the sweetest craziest bitch you will ever meet.
Mandy Mayhem will fuck you up with a smile on her face.
by Cute but Psycho April 26, 2024
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Mayhem

Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.
"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Mayhem

A demented chaotic intelligent but dickish and often full of himself character/person.
Damn whose that? He's kinda weird
Oh he's just Mayhem he's always like that
by Homicid3 July 4, 2023
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Mayhem

Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.

If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.
Person: oh no it's Mayhem!

Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?

Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*
by HowlingMadMayhem November 20, 2020
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Mayhemness

A spring habidashery festival where the village community come together to celebrate spring vitality and the altering of hems for summer tastes.
At this years "Mayhemness" festival the village of Grindleford came togther and shortened their clothing for the summer.

Everyone was stitching like crazy, it was mayhemness.
by Reading Reprebate December 22, 2010
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chicken mayhem

The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.
Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"

Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."
by ukclaX October 27, 2017
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Mud Mayhem

When you have diarrhea multiple times within a 6 hour span
Dude I could not sleep, Ii was Mud Mayhem last night
by WoWs Supply Co. June 27, 2024
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