Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 9, 2021

chicken mayhem

The act of eating large quantities of chicken and stashing the leftover bones under the duvet of a friend's bed, even though they let you sleep over for the night.

Person 1: "Got into bed last night and felt something scratch my legs and balls. Looked under the covers to find the sheets covered in chicken bones and Raggae Raggae sauce! Who the fuck put all that there?!"

Person 2: "Sounds like Ollie's pulled a chicken mayhem on you mate."

by ukclaX October 27, 2017

Mayhem

Trouble, chaos, madness, a living demon.

If a person likes to be called ’Mayhem’ it means you need to watch them, carefully. If left unsupervised, take cover, you’re gonna need it! They love to prank people but don't want anyone hurt as a result of one of their pranks, only to be mildly annoyed at them. Mayhem's love to cause trouble and are always planning pranks.

Person: oh no it's Mayhem!

Person2: who left them unsupervised!?!?

Mayhem: *pranking the fuck out of everyone*

by HowlingMadMayhem November 20, 2020

Mayhem

Mayhem's are people who's parent's wanted to play sadistic jokes on their child by naming them after a metal rock band thinking it'll get them some clout at their jobs or family reunions. Though they're named after the word for chaos they're not too crazy about much and they can't pull bitches for shit because of their lack of game. They also have extreme gay midget porn addictions.

"Did you hear what that bitch ass Mayhem did last week?"

"Nah wassup what'd he do?"

"The mf got caught watching gay midget porn again in class."

"What a fucking weirdo."

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Mayhem

A demented chaotic intelligent but dickish and often full of himself character/person.

Damn whose that? He's kinda weird
Oh he's just Mayhem he's always like that

by Homicid3 July 4, 2023

plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023

Mayhem

The most handsome and pretty human to walk the planet. Best bass player and tends to have red hair and pretty eyes with the best eyeliner you've ever laid eyes on.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Mayhem?
Person 2: Yeah dude they looked so good today!

by manliest wife November 22, 2021